Each week every-day Australians send me stories about their sex lives.  Some are funny, some are raunchy, but one thing that they all have in common is that they are entertaining.  Here is one that was sent to me recently.  I hope you enjoy it. 

Hey Shannon,

My very embarrassing story is set in Brisbane, Australia.

Well it was an awesome Spring Sunday morning in South-East Queensland.  There wasn’t a cloud in the sky, it was boiling hot, and my girlfriend Maddy and I were stuck at home with nothing to do.  We had both spent the last couple of weekends at home studying for our uni exams, so we decided that there was no way that we were going to miss out on getting outdoors on a day like this.

So we quickly slipped on some clothes and hopped on the mountain bikes.  I only live about 10 minutes from Mt Cootha so I thought that it was only fitting that we take the bikes to the tracks at the base of the mountain to do some trail riding.  Anyways, we start out on our ride and in no time at all we are peddling around the scenic track at the base of the mountain.  The track was bustling with other cyclists, strollers and exercise fanatics at the time. 

It’s no big secret that the constant vibrations from the bike seat can make you horny as hell and after about 10-15 minutes on the track, my girlfriend and I really started to get antsy.  I looked across at Maddy and saw the faint outline of moisture on the outside of her bike pants.  At this stage I couldn’t tell whether it was just sweat, but when I looked at her face, I knew right away that it wasn’t. 

Maddy signalled over to a small pathway that veered off to the right that looked a lot “travelled” than the path that we were already on, so we zoomed in as quickly as we could.  Without a second thought I had stripped her naked, pulled my shorts down to my ankles and was smashing her from behind.  We were already sweating from the ride so the pounding sound was echoing loudly off the trees around us.  In my excited state I threw Maddy onto her back in a small bush and started jack hammering her in the missionary position. 

Our passion quickly turned to shock when off into the distance we saw a small black Labrador running towards us in the distance with a man and a woman not far behind.  We quickly scurried to our feet trying desperately to put our clothes back on but to no avail.  Maddy barely got her sports bra back on while I struggled trying to get my shorts up, but before we knew it there they were…staring at our naked bodies and red faces.  Because of the way that the pathway meandered through the forest, they were able to get extremely close before they actually realised what was going on, so they were basically a stone’s throw away, gazing at us in disgust. 

“Derby!  Derby!  Come here Derby”, the woman screamed at the dog.  The couple quickly made a 180 turn back towards the other direction repulsed by the site that they were just subjected to.  At this point Maddy and I were pretty distraught by the whole ordeal, so we decided to call it a day, and we continued to put our clothes back on, when from the other direction we heard a noise.  Looking at each other with a cutting glance we were able to apply the final pieces of clothing before a group of 3 male bike riders arrived behind us.  Two of the riders would have been in their early 30’s and one barely 15 years of age.

Trying to hide my guilty face I glanced up at the guys and said, “How you going fellas?  Nice day for a ride”.  All three of them remained almost silent, nodding their heads and staring at the bush beside me.  When the last of the riders whizzed past I looked down and saw Maddy’s wet panties sitting on the ground next to me. 

Looking back on the experience, it is the most exciting thing that we have ever done.  Since then we have graduated to safer and less embarrassing ways of pumping up our sex life.  Maddy and I recently got online searching for quality sex toys.  We ended up buying a Doc Johnson vibrator, a G vibrator and a Love vibrator which have all been a heap of fun.  We are looking for a good dildo at the moment.  Do you have any advice?